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12.06.2025 19:40
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What do you like about McDonald's?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes